Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Bertha Jorkins' InsaneJournal:

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
12:17 am	What is your father, my pretty maid? My father's a farmer, sir, she said. What is your fortune, my pretty maid? My face is my fortune, sir, she said. Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid. ( Nobody asked you, sir, she said. ) (Comment on this)
Friday, January 4th, 2008
3:50 am	I DREAMED I HAD HERMAN'S BABIES, BUT I'M STILL ATTRACTIVE, SO THAT CAN'T BE SO. (10 Comments |Comment on this)