urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:rumourmonger Bertha Jorkins wings.to.escape@gmail.com Bertha Jorkins 2009-05-03T07:00:02Z urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:rumourmonger:904 2009-05-03T05:17:44Z 2009-05-03T07:00:02Z <center>What is your father, my pretty maid?<br />My father's a farmer, sir, she said <b>(<a href="http://rumourmonger.insanejournal.com/904.html">Read more ...</a>)</b></center> urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:rumourmonger:610 2008-01-04T08:52:12Z 2008-01-04T08:52:12Z I DREAMED I HAD HERMAN'S BABIES, BUT I'M STILL ATTRACTIVE, SO THAT CAN'T BE SO. urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:rumourmonger:497 2007-12-29T07:10:09Z 2007-12-29T07:10:09Z SO! Who wants to invite me to a really brilliant New Years Eve party? I'm scouri <b>(<a href="http://rumourmonger.insanejournal.com/497.html">Read more ...</a>)</b>